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|An entry from Alternate Roads: Paul S. Cilwa's Truck Drivin' Journal|
Tuesday, April 1, 2003
It was a bad April Fool's joke. I had to drive 866 miles in a single day. Well, it was April—and I was the fool.
This was not Schneider's fault. They had given me a day and a half in which to deliver this load, which was completely reasonable for the mileage. But I'd been home for a couple of days, and whenever I start out from home, it seems to take me for freaking ever to get going. And, by the time I got to the Tonopah Hot Springs off I-10, just about 60 miles west of Phoenix, I was too tired to drive. I thought taking a quick soak would substitute for a longer nap, but it just made me sleepier. I figured if I napped for a few hours…and I set my alarm clock, but slept through its going off. The next thing I knew it was day. April Fool's day, and I still had over 800 miles to run.
It is possible to drive that many miles in a day, and legally, too. The trick is to start driving at midnight. Drive for ten hours (that's until 10 am), take your eight-hour DOT break (sleeping, presumably), and start driving again at six in the evening. Technically, you don't even have to stop driving at midnight; you can keep going until 2 am.
Of course, this isn't something one can do often. We are also limited to 70 hours' work in a week. Drive-break-drive-break uses up those 70 hours quickly. But it is a useful technique for an emergency.
Problem is, I had blown it by not starting my drive at midnight. I slept right through the first part of the scheme.
Thank God, though, at least I was starting out rested. So, whatever I was going to do to get my load to Wal-Mart on time, I wouldn't be yawning at the start of it.
I basically had two choices. 1) I could send a message that (fill in excuse here) and that's why the load would be late; or 2) I could find a way to deliver on time anyway, which would basically mean that I would have to fake my log in some believable manner. Having to do this on occasion is why the CB jargon for log is "comic book".
At least it was nice that I was starting the week out with over 800 miles. Maybe, this week, I'd actually make enough money to pay the rent.
So I started driving about eight in the morning. It wasn't long before I got a message on the Qualcomm from Debbie, my dispatcher. She was, understandably, concerned that the load wouldn't be delivered on time.
"It will be," I said. "Don't worry about it." And she didn't ask again; bless her, she took me at my word.
I hoped we wouldn't both regret it.
It wasn't very likely that I would be stopped and that anyone would want to see my log. I've been driving, what, eight months? And it's happened three times. On the other hand, Murphy's Law guarantees it will happen when I am least prepared. So, I am always prepared. My log showed my leaving Tonopah at 8 am, as I really did.
I drove. And drove. Stopped for fuel and food and a shower at Fontana. Then got back on the road…but, before leaving, I carefully tore out the log page I'd been working on and created a new one for the same day—one in which I left Tonopah at midnight, as I had originally planned, took my eight-hour DOT break in Fontana, and then continued on.
Note to the DOT: This is, of course, fiction. I would never do such a thing in real life. If I were going to do such a thing, this is how I would do it; but I would never do it, so never mind. What are you doing here, reading this, anyway? Don't you have some terrorists to look for or something?
There is, of course, a reason why the DOT doesn't want us drivers driving for more than ten hours without an eight-hour sleep in between. As the miles crawled by, I felt my whole body rebel against the enforced long watch. Each bar of white paint on the road began to look just like every other bar of white paint. (Well, they do; but the fact that I became aware of it is what was freaking me out.) I yawned. I stretched. I twisted this way and that in the seat. All the while, I was listening to an excellent book-on-tape on the life of St. Paul, which really did keep me alert enough to drive.
Though I began to understand all too well how a weary and highway-numbed mind could conjure up a divine visitation on the road to Damascus.
I wondered why no one had noticed a very odd thing about the conversion of Saul of Tarsus. In the four Gospels, Jesus' miracles always involve giving, or restoring, something: He gives sight, hearing, sanity, loaves and fishes, wine. He never, never, takes anything away from someone. Yet, when Saul reports having been visited by the recently-deceased Jesus, he reports that Jesus struck him blind. This is something totally out of character for Jesus; yet no one ever called Saul on it.
Nor, as far as I know, did anyone ask him how he got the rest of the way to Damascus, if he couldn't see.
He must've gotten better directions than Schneider sends out.
Anyway, I made it. At the stroke of midnight, I pulled into the Wal-Mart distribution center's yard and delivered the goods. I then parked at a safe spot and fell deeply, thankfully, asleep. I dreamed of all the miles I would make this week, and how happy the landlady would be.
Wednesday, April 2, 2003
I was awakened by the beep of the Qualcomm as it received my next work assignment. I glanced at it: a quick 87 miles to Yuba City, where I was to pick up a load and take it to Torrance California, 441 miles away. A day's job—except the unloading was scheduled for tomorrow morning. Still, if I got there tonight and was ready for a first-thing-in-the-morning unload, I'd have time for another load to occupy the rest of the day.
My appointment for loading was at 2:30 in the afternoon. I had lots of time.
Except, when I arrived, I was informed the warehouse closes at 2:30. I called Debbie, but there was nothing she could do. I was re-scheduled for a 5 am loading, and the unloading in Torrance was held until we knew for sure when I would be there.
I spent the evening in the truck, cooking Spaghettios on my camp stove and watching a movie on the laptop.
I had driven 87 miles. Still, I thought, the combination of that and the previous days' mileage was not too bad an average for two days.
Thursday, April 3, 2003
At 5 am, I picked up the handset of the "driver phone" set up in the staging area and was told my appointment had now been postponed until 11 am.
I was finally ready to go at 2 pm! I had a load of bottled ice tea. It would have taken a load of bottled Prozac to cool me down.
I made it to Torrance, CA by 11 pm. The holdup, of course, was the drive through the L.A. area, where, if one is lucky, one might be able to drive a heady 25 miles per hour (but 5 or 15 is more likely). Afterwards, I drove to a nearby K-Mart and shut down for the night. I had driven 441 miles, which at least kept up my average. Not a very good average, though; 500 miles a day is what I aimed at (and seldom achieved).
Friday, April 4, 2003
Today's assignment was another disappointment. It was a double pickup, loading in two places fifteen miles apart, with delivery at the Wal-Mart distribution center in Hurricane, Utah, 411 miles away. Delivery was scheduled for any time up to the following day, so in theory I could have done the whole thing today and been ready for another load in the morning. The problem was, my pickup was an appointment at 11 am; I couldn't go early. When I got there, they took several hours to load me, which made me miss the appointment for the second load. I got there around 5 pm and found it to be a docking nightmare: very tight space, in a small yard, that required me to back in from the street. Everyone in the warehouse came out to "help" me. Unfortunately, each person had his or her own idea of how I should turn the steering wheel. I had a guy standing on my running board, another guy on the passenger side running board obscuring the mirror, and half a dozen people running alongside like so many mice.
The miracle is that I didn't run over any of them.
And the loading itself, which the manager swore would take about "ten minutes", took three hours—I assume the folks who had been trying to help me dock, were as efficient inside the warehouse as they were helping drivers in the yard.
My route to Hurricane went past the Fontana Operating Center, so I stopped to fuel and get a shower. I overheard a driver remark that I-15, on which I would have to drive, was a "parking lot." So I took my time, hoping the road would clear. Of course, my fantasy of being able to deliver this evening, and getting another load in the morning, was fading fast.
Finally, about ten o'clock—I couldn't possibly get to Hurricane that night but maybe I could make it to Las Vegas, halfway—I set out, and promptly had to pull to the side of the road. I-15 was still a disaster. Cars weren't moving and literally hundreds of trucks lined the highway. It wasn't until after midnight that the traffic began to move at all. I only made it to a rest stop called Midway (which isn't) before I had to call it a night.
The irony is, I had plenty of hours left to drive…legally. I am allowed to drive ten hours before taking that eight-hour break. The ten hours need not be contiguous, and any eight hours of not driving or otherwise working resets the clock. So, as far as the dispatchers at Schneider are concerned, I should have been able to drive until four or five in the morning. As if backing into a dock with people hanging onto the truck, or waiting hours to be told the load is ready, or sitting at the side of a highway hoping the cars will start moving, isn't tiring.
I shut down. I had driven 182 miles and it had taken me all day to do it. So much for keeping up that average!
Saturday, April 5, 2003
I drove through Las Vegas like it wasn't there (which is the best way). I didn't stop until I reached my favorite spot in the spectacular Virgin River Gorge; then I napped briefly and continued on my way, finally reaching Hurricane around 4 pm. Before I dropped my load, I got my next assignment: to bring an empty trailer 295 miles to Salt Lake City, and pick up a loaded trailer there. I was supposed to make this exchange before midnight. This would be a stretch, I knew. The timing had been made by people in a safe little office, who had expected me to deliver the Hurricane load by early morning, even though that assignment didn't specify a morning delivery.
The task became tougher as I proceeded. The weather wasn't behaving in an April manner. In fact, it was very strange: every few miles I would hit blowing snow and fog that looked for all the world like a major blizzard. Just as I started looking for a place to park, the weather would clear and the stars would come out like they belonged there. Where it was snowing, it was cold; there was ice on the road and on my windshield. Where it was clear, it was warm enough to melt the windshield ice and the road was dry as a bone. It was like driving on the Genesis Planet in Star Trek III: The Search For Spock.
To add to the fun, a message had come in on the Qualcomm warning me that both the computers and the phones would be down until morning. I couldn't get assistance from anyone in Green Bay.
So I took it on my own to call the customer. I warned the guy who answered that I might not be able to pick up the trailer they had loaded until morning. "Not a problem," he answered. "It's in the yard, waitin' for ya."
And, sure enough, the weather forced me to shut down around midnight in Ogden. Driving-wise, though, it was a good day: 504 miles.
But it was a bad week. Schneider weeks start on Sunday and end on Saturday. I had driven a total of 2196 miles this week…not enough to pay the rent, and less than the 2400 miles I had been promised as a weekly minimum when I first started.
The real killer, I saw, looking back, was the two days I'd been at home. I was entitled to them; but I don't get paid for them. And I can't really afford them.
But if I never get home, what's the point of working? Of course, if the rent gets any further behind, I won't have a home to go to.
Maybe that's Schneider's plan.